Bonjour! Welcome to S.P.O.R.E.S. #8!
Emily is no longer a co-author of S.P.O.R.E.S
but that's okay (for real) because I love her anyway (like a brother with less fighting
and no penis). This is the special we are going to Florida and we need money
issue. Do you know how much it costs for a plane ticket from Calgary
all the way to Orlando Florida? Well for those of you who don't know it
like $850.00! That's a lot huh? I know, and I only make 5.70/h at my high
powered technical job at the public library ten hours a week! Something tells me I won't
make it to Florida on that salary alone...so basically I'm begging you to
reach out and touch me, and buy a limited edition copy of S.P.O.R.E.S.
You may be thinking why would I buy a copy when I can easily read it
right here? Well this stuff I put on the internet is justabunchacrap so I
can reach you, my adoring public, across the bright shining globe, but
that's about the only purpose of this e-zine right now. The paper version is
completely and utterly different...and wouldn't you love to know what
it's like in all it's bleached paper glory? I know, so get of your ass
and send me a letter with your money so you can get one of your very own!
Please?! I'll love you forever and I'll throw in some naked pictures of
me and my dog (I'm just kidding I don't really have a dog). But seriously we NEED to
get to FLORIDA. Be a pal and buy an
issue of S.P.O.R.E.S. today! Oh, I forgot to tell you how much...Since
I have to stick it in an envelope and put stamps on it and send it to
wherever you are it's gonna be for the low low price of $2.00 for the first
issue and $1.75 (please tape change to an index card or something before
mailing it) for every requested issue after that (that's probably
a little high, but it's for a super, super good cause). You're can subscribe
7 issues for $10 dollars (there's about 3 or 4 issues a year,
unless you want a back issue, then you can get that right away.
***Mailing is a lot more
expensive than I anticipated so if you're nice you'll send a few