I loved playing with Barbie dolls when I was in elementary school. I used to make little dresses and style her hair all funky. Rock and Roll Barbie would sing while princess Barbie and evening gown Barbie would walk down the catwalk when suddenly Jem would crash the party and rip shit up because she was twice as big as Barbie she would always win.

So what if Barbie has a tiny little waist and huge breasts? So what if she would have great multitude of physucal ailments if she existed as a real person? She's not a person, she's a doll.

Are you done yet?